My mom is watching Little House on the Prairie. I walk in the room.
Mom:	I bet thats supposed to be secret. They are gonna get in trouble.
Me:	Wait *points to the tv" Who is that boys Pa?
Mom:	Did you really just refer to his father as Pa?
Me:	Its all your fault. You made me watch this as a child.
Mom:	*laughs* You just called him Pa. Ok Half Pint.
Me:	Really? *walks out of the room.*